HEY YOU. I SEE YOU DRIVING THROUGH

THE DESERT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

I SEE EVERYTHING.

ON YOUR WAY TO VEGAS, WHY NOT

STOP BY THE HIPPEST, MOST MODERN FOOD JOINT

ON THE ROAD – MARY LOU’S 50’S ADJACENT DINER.

DON’T TELL ME YOU HAVEN’T SEEN

THE BILLBOARDS EVERY 5 MILES.

ENJOY OUR CLASSIC AMERICAN COOKING

FROM RECIPES BY OUR OWN FOUNDER,

MARY LOU.

ME? OH, I’M NOT MARY LOU.

(JUST DON’T LOOK UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS)

STOP BY MARY LOU’S 50’S DINER

IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,

ACROSS THE FREEWAY FROM THE ATTIAS SHOPPING CENTER

WHERE NO LASER TAG IS, WAS, OR EVER WILL BE...