HEY PARENTS,

ARE YOU TIRED OF DRAGGING

YOUR SCREAMING KIDS AROUND

THE MALL AFTER TAKING THEM

TO VISIT THE TWO SANTAS

WE HAVE HERE AT THE ATTIAS

SHOPPING CENTER FOR SOME REASON?

YOU JUST WANT TO TRY ALL

THE SAMPLES AT SEPHORA AND

ULTIMATELY NOT BUY ANYTHING IN PEACE!

SINCE THE LAZER TAG NEVER SEEMS TO OPEN,

DROP THOSE BRATS OFF AT THE ATTIAS PENNY ARCADE.

PRESUMABLY NAMED AFTER

HOW MUCH WE PAID

FOR THESE BUSTED MACHINES,

YOUR KIDS CAN ENJOY SKEE BALL,

CRANE GAMES, AND A PRETTY…

HMM MY NOTES HERE SAY “RADICAL”…

COPY OF EPISODE 1

PHANTOM MENACE PODRACER

AND MANY MORE ALL

WHILE DESPERATELY HOPING

TO GATHER ENOUGH TICKETS

TO EARN ONE OF OUR OVERPRICED

CHINESE FINGER TRAPS

OR THOSE FLIPPY FROG THINGS.

SO SWING ON BY THE ATTIAS PENNY ARCADE.

WE PROMISE WE SOMETIMES HOSE DOWN THE BALL PIT!