ARCHIE'S

THIS BLACK FRIDAY, COME ON IN

TO ARCHIE’S ELECTRONICS!

I DON’T WANT TO BRAG,

BUT WE ARE THE THIRD LARGEST

SCI-FI THEMED ELECTRONICS STORE

ON THE WHOLE WEST COAST.

SO POP ON IN FOR GREAT PRICES ON

FUN GADGETS LIKE THIS…

TIME MACHINE? HAHA

THE KINDA CRAP TOYS

THEY’LL SELL TO KIDS THESE DAYS!

I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE THIS THING ACTUALLY WORKS.

BUT YEAH, STEP IN THIS BLACK FRIDAY

FOR GREAT DEALS ON ALL TVS

AND VIDEO GAME CONSOLES!

SWING ON BY OUR LOCATION

AT THE ATTIAS SHOPPING

CENTER THIS WEEKEND FOR

ALL YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING NEEDS!

BE THERE!

SO STEP ON IN THIS BLACK FRIDAY

TO ARCHIE’S ELECTRONICS.

AGAIN, THE SECOND LARGEST

SCI-FI THEMED ELECTRONICS STORE.

GREAT DEALS ON ALL TVS

AND VIDEO GAME CONSOLES!

SWING ON BY OUR LOCATION

AT THE ATTIAS SHOPPING

CENTER THIS WEEKEND FOR

ALL YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING NEEDS!

WHAT WAS THAT? NO,

NO TIME MACHINES HERE, BUT WE DO

SUDDENLY CARRY THESE NOVELTY

SPORTS ALMANACS FROM 2025!

HAHA, WHAT A FUN THING,

WHY WOULD PRINT STILL EXIST IN 2025?

SO COME ON BY AND JOIN THE FUN!

OPEN TUESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY 9 TO 10!

BE THERE!

YES BLACK FRIDAY, COME ON IN

TO ARCHIE’S ELECTRONICS!

I DON’T WANT TO BRAG,

BUT WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE LARGEST

SCI-FI THEMED ELECTRONICS STORE

ON THE WHOLE WEST COAST.

SO POP ON IN FOR...

HEY THIS TIME MACHINE ACTUALLY WORKS!

WHY STOP AT THE WEST COAST?

WE CAN GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR

-LITERALLY!

LET’S HAVE SOME TOTAL DOMINATION AND BE THE BEST DARN

ELECTRONICS STORE IN ALL OF HISTORY!

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

JOIN ME THIS BLACK FRIDAY AS WE MAKE

RETAIL HISTORY!

STILL JUST OPEN 9-10, TUESDAY THRU SUNDAY

BE THERE!

AGAIN, THAT’S FRANKS CONSTRUCTION.

HEAD ONLINE TO

FRANKS CONSTRUCTION .GOV

TO BUY FRONT ROW SEATS TO THE EXCITING DEMOLITION

OF THE ATTIAS SHOPPING CENTER

AND ESPECIALLY

ARCHIE’S ELECTRONICS WHICH

WE WILL BE BULLDOZING WITH EXTREME

PREJUDICE

WHAT A FUCKING TERRIBLE CONCEPT FOR A STORE.

WE HAVE CREWS ON THE PHONE TO PROCESS YOUR ORDERS,

SO CALL OR ORDER TICKETS ONLINE NOW.

SALES END THIS BLACK FRIDAY.

OH, AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS

FROM ALL OF US HERE AT FRANKS CONSTRUCTION!

BE THERE!

MEEP.

MEEP?

OK, OK, GET OUT OF HERE!

ALRIGHT GUYS, SO I MAY HAVE SCREWED THIS THING UP LAST TIME. BUT HANG ON -

I’M SURE WE CAN USE THIS -

GET OUT OF HERE!

TIME MACHINE TO FIX THIS MESS!

WE JUST NEED SOME MORE TIME -

PUN INTENDED.

I’LL SET THIS AND

THEN WE’LL GO BACK TO

OUR TIMELINE AND ELECTRONIC STORE SUPREMACY

IN TIME FOR BLACK FRIDAY!

IT’LL BE A HOLIDAY MIRACLE!

BE THERE!

HAHAHA

PATHETIC HUMANS.

ALL YOUR MEDDLING IN TIME HAS

ALLOWED ME, LORD OBERON

AND MY MORLOCK ARMY

GET OUT OF HERE-

TO CONQUER

THE EARTH IN THIS ALTERNATE TIMELINE

WHICH IN THIS TIMELINE MEANS TOTALLY NORMAL

TIMELINE.

NOW BOW DOWN TO YOUR SUPREME RULER!

OH SHIT – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN AD READ

HMM…

BUY PEPSI!

OK GUYS

SORRY ABOUT THAT,

ARCHIE’S ELECTRONICS GUY HERE.

I THINK I GOT THIS WORKING.

LETS GIVE THIS TIME MACHINE ONE MORE TRY.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAD TO DO TO GET THIS BACK.

WE STILL HAVE TIME

- WHICH IS RELATIVE -

TO GET US BACK TO THE MALL IN TIME

FOR OUR BLACK FRIDAY SALE.

SEE YOU BACK THERE!

THAT’S RIGHT!

THIS BLACK FRIDAY, COME ON IN

TO ARCHIE’S ELECTRONICS!

I DON’T WANT TO BRAG,

BUT WE ARE THE THIRD LARGEST

SCI-FI THEMED ELECTRONICS STORE

ON THE WHOLE WEST COAST.

SO POP ON IN FOR GREAT PRICES ON

FUN GADGETS LIKE THIS…

TIME MACHINE?

OH SHIT NOT AGAIN...

YO!

THIS BLACK FRIDAY AVOID

ALL THE LAME SHOPPING.

GET OUT OF THAT

RADIO SHACK STORE

AND COME TO THE GRAND OPENING OF ARCHIE’S

LASER TAG!

THAT’S RIGHT!

FINALLY OPENING THIS BLACK FRIDAY

AT THE ATTIAS SHOPPING CENTER!

BE THERE!