SUN VET HAMLET ELECTIONS
RULER FOR LIFE
BLAYNE GRIMMER
HI THIS IS BLAYNE GRIMMER
B-L-A-Y-N-E G-R-I-M-M-E-R
BLAYNE GRIMMER
NOW I MAY JUST BE A SMALL TOWN BOY
FROM THE BAYOU
BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T HAVE THE
EXPERIENCE TO RUN THE HAMLET OF SUN VET.
AS A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER RUNNING
YOUR FAVORITE BAIT & PIZZA SHOP
I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GET THINGS DONE.
OH PLUS ALL THE YEARS
I’VE SPENT AS THE INCUMBENT TOWN CLERK.
KINDA BURIED THE LEAD THERE.
ANYWAY, AS A FELLOW CITIZEN OF SUN VET
I AM PROUD TO BE ONE OF ONLY…
UH…
LISTEN SOMETIMES COUNTING IS HARD…
BUT ONE OF ONLY A COUPLE
REGISTERED HAMLETS IN THE US.
I KNOW THIS MEANS OUR ONLY ELECTED
POSITION IS TOWN CLEARK
AND YES I KNOW THAT MEANS I
HAVE NO ACTUAL AUTHORITY
TO DO ANYTHING.
BUT ALSO FORGET ABOUT THAT STUFF
VOTE FOR ME – AND YER PIZZA IS FREE!
TOWN CLERK
DR. CORNELIUS FLUMPKIN, PHD
HELLO FRIENDS, TARGETS,
AND TARGETS TO BE!
I HEAR TOWN CLERK PAYS
THE BIG PANERA GIFT CARDS
SO, YOU KNOW THAT SOUNDS
GOOD TO ME!
LET’S SEE, I GOTTA GIVE
YOU A REASON TO VOTE, RIGHT?
UM WELL,
DON’T YOU WANT CHANGE?
WELL, AS AN OUTSIDER,
I’LL BRING THE CHANGE!
DID YOU KNOW THE ARCADE
ACCEPTS WOODEN NICKELS!
I’M FULL OF GREAT TIPS!
PLUS I’LL DRAIN THE SWAMP!
AREN’T YOU TIRED OF
LOOSING LOVED ONES IN THE
IRRADIATED SWAMP IN THE CRATER
BEHIND THE MALL?
SO VOTE FOR ME,
DR. CORNELIUS FLUMPKIN, PHD
I’M A DOCTOR…
DON’T LOOK INTO IT.
(YES, YES…
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN...)
JUSTIN EVERS
UNOPPOSED