HEY MALL FRIENDS AND CREATURES OF THE NIGHT.

JUST A REMINDER THAT YOUR FRIENDLY

HOT TOPIC IS NOW BACK OPEN.

JUST LOOK FOR THE DARK VOID

IN THE BACK CORNER OF THE

SHOPPING CENTER FOR ALL YOUR

MALL GOTH TEENAGE ANGST COSPLAY NEEDS.

I KNOW WE HAVE GONE A BIT

OFF TRACK SELLING MOSTLY FUNKO POPS OVER THE PAST YEARS.

BUT ITS NOT OUR FAULT!

PLEASE HELP US - THE FUNKO POPS

ARE BREEDING NOW WE THINK.

THEY ARE TAKING OVER THE STORE.

WE AREN’T EVEN GETTING SHIPMENTS

ANYMORE THEY JUST SHOW UP OUT FRONT LIKE LITTLE BUG-EYED ORPHANS

SO PLEASE SWING ON BY HOT TOPIC

AND BUY SOME OF THESE

JUPITER ASCENDING FUNKO POPS

ON OUR BUY TWO GET 14 FREE SALE.

PLEASE GET THESE OUT OF OUR HAIR

SO WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR CORE MISSION OF SELLING YOU

THE SAME NINE INCH NAILS SHIRT

AND STUDDED… UM… EVERYTHING.

HOT TOPIC – WE’RE LIKE A HIGHER BROW SPENCER’S GIFTS!