BOOK SIGNING!


THE PROPHECY
HELLO THIS IS ACCLAIMED SCIENCE FICTION WRITER JUSTIN EVERS HERE WITH MY LATEST NOVEL – THE PROPHESY
THE PROPHESY!
THIS ISN’T JUST A NOVEL – ITS A WAY OF LIFE, BROTHER
LIFE!
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THIS IS MORE OF A SELF – HELP BOOK
A GUIDE ON HOW TO BE YOUR BEST SELF
IF WE COULD, WE WOULD LEGALLY PUT THIS IN THE NON - FICTION SECTION
AND WE PROBABLY COULD IN THE STATE OF MISSOURI
MISSOURI!
THIS TELLS THE STORY OF AN ANCIENT TRIBE OF FAIRY FOLK WHO ONCE ROAMED THE EARTH
TRUE STORY!
BEFORE TAKING THE MAGIC IN THE WORLD THEY LEFT US SEVEN SACRED GEMS OF TRUTH
SHINY!
USING THE CODES AND CLUES FOUND IN THE POEMS AND ILLUSTRATIONS IN THIS BOOK, YOU CAN BECOME A TREASURE HUNTER.
TELL US MORE!
YES, THIS IS A REAL TREASURE YOU CAN HELP FIND! I’VE TRAVELED THE U.S. TO BURY THESE – I MEAN THE FAIRIES BURIED THESE ALL ACROSS THE UNITED STATES – KNOWN FOR ITS FAERIE FOLK
I’M CONFUSED!
FOLLOW THE CLUES IN THIS BOOK AND BE THE FIRST PERSON TO FIND ALL SEVEN GEMS WHICH ARE REAL AND NOT PLASTIC BITS I PAINTED FROM THE DOLLAR STORE. BRING THEM BACK TO THE EVERS ESTATE AND… UM…
WHAT’S THE PRIZE?
...UH DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. I’M SURE I’LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
SOMETHING!
MY FRIENDS WE ARE ONTO AN AWAKENING. A BATTLE FOR THE HEART AND SOUL OF THE HUMAN RACE. BUY MY BOOK. FOLLOW THE CLUES. FIND THE GEMS.
SO MANY RULES!
THE PROPHESY BY ME, JUSTIN EVERS
NAME AND TITLE!
OH AND COME SEE ME ON MY BOOK TOUR, THIS WEEKEND AT THE WALDENBOOKS AT THE ATTIAS SHOPPING CENTER – WHICH ISN’T A CLUE – DON’T LOOK INTO IT – MALL SECURITY TELLS ME NOT TO SUGGEST YOU DIG UNDER THE LAZER TAG.
OH AND IGNORE THE STRESS TESTS MY EMPLOYEES ARE GIVING OUT ON THE PREMISES – OR DON’T!
GIVE ME MONEY!