GUYS! HAVE YOU CHECKED IN

ON YOUR GOOD FRIEND RADIO SHACK LATELY?

YEAH, I PROMISE YOU WE’RE STILL

IN BUSINESS. OR MAYBE WE

ARE A VERIZON STORE NOW? I DON’T KNOW

ANYMORE.

PLEASE? DO I HAVE TO BEG?

I’LL BEG! I MEAN - WE’RE SUPER COOL TOO!

UHHH – WE ALSO HAVE A LIMITED EDITION

BEANIE BABY. ERRR. I CAN GRAB A

RADIO CONTROL CAR FROM THE DUSTY BACK OFFICE?

THOSE ARE COOL WITH THE KIDS, RIGHT?

SEE? I CAN WEAR MY BASEBALL CAP BACKWARDS TOO!

AMERICA’S NUMBER 1 – AH FORGET IT.

PLEASE, I NEED THIS JOB,

JUST STOP ON INTO ANY RADIO SHACK OK?

WELL, IF YOU CAN FIND ONE THAT IS.