HAPPY HALLOWEEN BOILS AND GHOULS!

OH SORRY, THAT’S BOYS AND GIRLS –

I SHOULD REALLY READ THESE BEFOREHAND.

COME ON DOWN TO SPIRIT HALLOWEEN

FOR ALL YOUR HALLOWEEN NEEDS!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOVEMBER?

THAT’S THE BEST TIME TO GET YOUR COSTUME, DUDE!

WE GOT SCARY VAMPIRES, WE GOT CREEPY WITCHES,

WE GOT A THIRD ADJECTIVE-NOUN PAIRING!

ALL HALLOWEEN THINGS ARE AN UNDISCLOSED

PERCENTAGE OFF AND ALL MUST GO!

LISTEN, WE’LL BE HONEST, WE GOT THE LEASE FOR

ONE MORE MONTH AND WE JUST NEED TO RECOUP THAT.

SO HOP ON DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL ABANDONED TOYS R US –

YEAH IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE,

THERE’S A SPIRIT HALLOWEEN THERE!

THESE OLD JOHN CARTER COSTUMES AREN’T

GOING TO CLEARANCE THEMSELVES!