HERE AT SUBWAY – WE’RE MORE THAN JUST

OUR TASTY FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONGS –

WE ALSO HAVE SOME PRETTY DISGUSTING ONES AS WELL!

WE ARE PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT YOU’LL STILL BUY THEM THO.

WHO CAN RESIST THE AWKWARD HUMID YEAST SMELL

COMING FROM OUR BREAD PROOFER

PUT RIGHT BEHIND THE COUNTER FOR SOME REASON.

STOP INTO SUBWAY TODAY

TO TAKE A BITE OF OUR COLD CUT COMBO

FEATURING THREE LAYERS OF “MEAT,”

NONE OF WHICH ARE SLIMY BRINED COLD HOT DOG MEAT SLICES.

OVER A BED OF SOGGY TOMATOES

WE LAYER TURKEY BASED BOLOGNA, SALAMI, HAM,

AND OCCASIONALLY THE PAPER IT COMES WRAPPED IN ON ACCIDENT.

WAIT? TURKEY BASED HAM? HOW DOES THAT WORK?

OR TRY OUR LANDO SUPREME CHALLENGE

FOUND REGIONALLY AT THE ATTIAS SHOPPING CENTER FOOD COURT.

TWO HEAPING HANDFULS OF

PICKLED JALAPENOS AND SWISS CHEESE

DRIZZLED IN HALF A BOTTLE OF BUFFALO FLAVORED SAUCE SUBSTITUTE.

SO WHY WAIT? HEAD ON IN TODAY – OPEN 24/7

SUBWAY – EAT “FOOD”