UNCLE FRANKIE'S TOY VAN
HEY THERE BOYS AND GIRLS!
IT’S YOUR PAL, DING-DING THE CLOWN
AND YOU’RE IN LUCK!
UNCLE FRANKIE’S TOY VAN,
AMERICA’S ONLY POP-UP TRAVELING
TOY STORE,
HAS NOW COME TO YOUR TOWN OF
SUN VET
AT
THE ATTIAS SHOPPING CENTER
AND NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO STOCK UP
ON ALL YOUR NON-DENOMINATIONAL
HOLIDAY SHOPPING NEEDS!
RIGHT NOW WE HAVE IN STOCK
THE NEW MUST HAVE TOY
OF THE SEASON.
THAT’S RIGHT -
THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED
AND LEGALLY ADDICTIVE
SLY McGUBBINS AND THE GO-GO GUB-GUBS
ACTION FIGURES AND PLUS DOLLS!
COLLECT THEM ALL!
SO START YOUR TANTRUMS
AND BADGER YOUR PARENTS TO
DRAG, NOT WALK YOU TO
UNCLE FRANKIE’S TOY VAN TODAY!
UNCLE FRANKIE’S IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY MUGGINGS THAT OCCUR OUTSIDE OF THE STORE. DO NOT GO TO UNCLE FRANKIE’S IF YOU ARE PREGNANT, THINKING OF BECOMING PREGNANT OR HAVE BEEN PREGNANT IN AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE. DO NOT COMBINE UNCLE FRANKIE’S GIFT CARDS WITH ANY OTHER MALL-BASED TOY STORES. CONSULT A DOCTOR IF YOUR TRIP TO UNCLE FRANKIE’S LASTS MORE THAN FOUR HOURS.