HEY BABY,

I SEE YOU LOOKING

FOR HOME DECOR

THE WAY I LOOK AT

A FRIED PEANUT BUTTER

AND BANANA SAMMICH.

COME ON IN TO BIG E’S

VELVET ELVIS EMPORIUM.

WE GOT THE FINEST

VELVET ELVIS PORTRAITS

TO HANG ON YOUR WALL

OR WHATEVER YOU WANNA

DO WITH EM.

YOU WON’T HELP FALLIN’

IN LOVE WITH OUR PRICES.

BUT HEAD ON IN BEFORE

I SELL OUT – THESE PUPPIES

ARE GOING FAST.

I SWEAR I SELL SO MANY OF THESE.

THAT’S WHY I HAD TO FAKE

MY DEATH.

TRUST ME, DON’T WASTE YOUR LIFE

ON YOUR DREAMS.

YOU’LL MAKE MUCH MORE MONEY

SELLING SOUVENIRS AT THE MALL.

SO COME BUY THE KING

FROM THE KING

AT BIG E’S VELVET

ELVIS EMPORIUM TODAY!