HEY CINEPHILES, HEAD ON DOWN TO MEDIA 20,

THE ONE AND ONLY MOVIE STORE AT THE ATTIAS SHOPPING CENTER.

EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT OUR

WIDE SELECTION OF TOP NAME

VHS, BETAMAX, AND LASER DISC TITLES.

JUST LIKE BASKIN 31 ROBBINS

OR HEINZ 57 KETCHUP

WE AT MEDIA 20 ALSO HAVE AN ARBITRARY NUMBER OF PRODUCTS

ON OUR SHELVES.

NOW GRANTED, MOST OF THESE ARE COPIES OF

DICKIE ROBERTS ON TOSHIBA HD DVD –

BUT THERE ARE 20 OF THEM!

NOW YES, THAT DOES MEAN YOU NEED

TO BUY 20 COPIES OF EVERYTHING YOU BUY,

BUT YOU KNOW YOU HAVE CHRISTMAS GIFTS TO GET.

SO ALL FILM FANS COME ON DOWN TO MEDIA 20

MOVIE EMPORIUM WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT TO YOUR MOVIE IMAGINATION IS… UM… WELL I GUESS ITS PRETTY MUCH HOW MUCH MONEY YOU’RE WILLING TO SPEND THERE, ISN’T IT.

GUYS, I’M STARTING TO THINK THIS IS REALLY STUPID AD COPY.